I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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