I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
my sisters under your porch take her home
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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