if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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