i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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