so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So gin and wine won't be happening again
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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