you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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