brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm going to jail i love you
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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