Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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