Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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