I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
is it fun? or sober?
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