Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
