At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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