fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
one might say we're banned from that church
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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