She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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