I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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