He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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