Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
