just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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