she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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