Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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