i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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