i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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