People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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