We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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