i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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