Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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