Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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