I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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