Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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