I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
