I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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