They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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