508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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