I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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