GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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