Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
