he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
So. Much. Porn.
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