this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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