The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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