Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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