The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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