How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Randomize
