I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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