He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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