i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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