This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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