I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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