I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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