I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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