i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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