is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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